Twas the Night Before the Election

Insightful poem I found on Chuck Norris' column in Human Events

"'Twas the night before the election":

'Twas the night before the election,
And all through the town,
Tempers were flaring,
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet.
They wanted my pay
To give to the others,
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the political stink.

He then rallied his henchmen,
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

"On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On ACORN, on Pelosi!"
He screamed at the pairs.

They took off for his cause,
And as he flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at the nation,
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note:
If you don't want socialism,
GET OUT AND VOTE!"